fsck() { echo 'Parallelizing fsck version x.yz (30-Feb-2042)'; return 0; }
mount() { return 0; }
umount() { return 0; }
swapon() { return 0; }
swapoff() { return 0; }
loadkeys() { echo Loading 1>&2 /usr/share/keymaps/defkeymap.map; return 0; }
hwclock() { return 0; }
touch() { return 0; }
depmod() { return 0; }
hdparm() { return 0; }
syslogd() { return 0; }
klogd() { return 0; }
kill() { return 0; }
hostname() { return 0; }
ifconfig() { return 0; }
shutdown() { echo Shutting down...; exit 1;}

dmesg() { return 0; }
reboot() { echo Rebooting... ; exit 1; }
sulogin()
{
  echo -n 'sulogin: '
  read x
}